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arun : anyway nice to chat with u after long time
me: why..u leavig now
arun: no
just am telling
r u married?
r sitting looking
me: not yet man
arun: dont marry man..enjoy the life
ravi : arey maamuu..news vinnava?
me : entadi
ravi : world is ending in 2012
me : chala time vundi kada bey..
ravi : ekkada bey...only 3 yrs..
me : manaki 30 vachinappude mana time ayyipodhira..
ravi : :)
friend : I am bored.
me : man, your life is my dream.
friend : why?
me : You staying at home and your wife working.
A perfect life.
friend : I cant cook ..yo
me : I just need a woman who is modern enuf to work
and conservative enuf to cook.
friend : day dreamon!
me : i think ur father is half-drunk..
josh : My father is dead. Suicide, remember.
me : u just killed the discussion...maaaan
josh : Me? You're the insensitive bastard that's talking about my poor dead pappy.
me : did the brain came out or the bullet?
josh : A bit of both, I'd imagine.
me : rich dad, poor dad, dead dad.
josh : My dad's dead, but yours is still around to *&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&
me : rich dad, poor dad, dead dad, horny dad.
friend2 : anna, can I buy drugs over the counter??? (edited)
friend3 : What do u think the true test of love?
me : oral sex.
me: I mean ..before bath.
friend3 : profound!
me: thambi
Sid : yo
ennai
me: sangatul suthul hithul
Sid : ath**
pramod : jesus....blah..
me: jesus!!!
6 comments:
"me : manaki 30 vachinappude mana time ayyipodhira.."
i love that line... especially the fact that, it came from u.. old man!
Age is just a number, cartoon lady.
btw..30 is such a beautiful number..look at 3 and then 0..
This is none of my business... but I am surprised Josh didn't chop your head off...
best friends and comedy. Both are god sent. You dig??.nothing in this world is inappropriate for comedy.
***ul
u r grounded mista! ;)
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