Saturday, November 7, 2009

What Men Talk??




If you watch seinfled, you would notice that josh and myself are kind of like seinfeld-george pair.George being me.So, as usual...

Josh : Think it's just a desperate ploy by someone about to get deported. What was the project?
Me : desperate ploy to be a real man..actually..google like app for SAP.
Josh : I don't know, what's Google?
Me : google the google.. biatch...
Josh : What's up with the Google and Sesame Street this week?
Me : may be because it is porn week??
Josh : You're a sick man.
Me : good idea.. porn with terminally ill people.
Josh : make em happy in their last minutes
Me : ya..ofcourse..and they should broadcast it live in god.tv
Josh: you'd subscribe
Me : ya..because the woman would die and then resurrect with 6 month pregnancy..
Josh : Oh Jesus, were you impressed?  Are you a Christian now?
Me : I am ..totally...me my wife and jesus...a triangular love story.

Seinfeld, I believe, is one of the greatest sitcoms ever made in the history of American Television.
Usually liked by adults, mature people and people who like depth, wit and biting sarcasm in comedy...
and ofcourse..people who think life is about nothing.

A sample of it here :






After an argument.Poignant scenes..;)

Me : some times friends act as mirrors and what u see may not be perfect
Pramod : A true friend stabs you in the front - Unknown
Me : did it hurt?
Pramod : I was planning to ask the same.


Ego boosting. ;)
Mangal : your are the one who opened my eyes bro... Now I hate to see others blinded by religion...



Sid the comic..sometime back..
Me: gotta sleep..
Sid : Sleep intensely...

Josh again...sometime back...
Me : I think I am a genius.
Josh : No...you are a professional bullshitter.




Read somewhere:  'Cumming of Age'.






Bonus : A show which used to be funny. (Screw youtube..deleted south park clips)

  









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